Not for HR

Quincy: you have any of your interviews yet?

Wolfgang: nope

tomorrow
they begin
Quincy: awesome
good luck
Wolfgang: fuck me
kill me
Quincy: remember, use your tongue to keep your teeth from scraping
Wolfgang: oh yeah... now... should I chew on the chode? or just nibble?
Quincy: chew
chew like you haven't eaten in days
Wolfgang: haha
i haven't eaten days though
Quincy: then tomorrow can't come soon enough
zing!