South of the border

Quincy: You know
it'd be nice if screenwriters could come up with latin last names other than ramirez, martinez, or sanchez
in fact
no last names that end in z
Yolanda: how bout... santiago!
Quincy: you're racist too!
santiago
chile
latins like things hot
caliente
man
what's wrong with you?
Yolanda: they like to wear sombreros too!
Quincy: ...
excellent point

Not for HR

Quincy: you have any of your interviews yet?

Wolfgang: nope

tomorrow
they begin
Quincy: awesome
good luck
Wolfgang: fuck me
kill me
Quincy: remember, use your tongue to keep your teeth from scraping
Wolfgang: oh yeah... now... should I chew on the chode? or just nibble?
Quincy: chew
chew like you haven't eaten in days
Wolfgang: haha
i haven't eaten days though
Quincy: then tomorrow can't come soon enough
zing!